“COSTCO PRICING SECRETS”

“WHY AM I LIKE THIS?? 🍪😭😭”

“BINANCE 250 MILLION USERS”

“POV: At the airport eating a $18 croissant because I bought a flight at 4am to save $20”

“trying to calculate how Plum has set aside so much money without me even noticing”

“THAT'S FIVE MONTHS!”

“When last week you thought you were going to get fired because you spent the company’s entire marketing budget making a monster mascot named CREG but the first few videos you made with him went viral so now you’re in a meeting with a third party vendor trying to figure out how fast you can get CREG plushies made for his fans”