“trying to calculate how Plum has set aside so much money without me even noticing”

“WHY AM I LIKE THIS?? 🍪😭😭”

“BINANCE 250 MILLION USERS”

“POV: At the airport eating a $18 croissant because I bought a flight at 4am to save $20”

“THAT'S FIVE MONTHS!”

“COSTCO PRICING SECRETS”

“When last week you thought you were going to get fired because you spent the company’s entire marketing budget making a monster mascot named CREG but the first few videos you made with him went viral so now you’re in a meeting with a third party vendor trying to figure out how fast you can get CREG plushies made for his fans”